Cute Boys Doing Nothing – ‘Butlers x Battlers’ 20 Question Series Review

Cute Boys Doing Nothing – A 20 Question Series Review for ‘Butlers x Battlers’

What’s the show? Butlers x Battlers (2018).

And what’s it about? The series follows J (or Jay, or J-san or Jason as I’d grown to calling him) a high-school boy out of time, see he was a time travelling battle butler who wound up 100 years in the future after chasing after his ‘beloved’ sister who was kidnapped by the sky. Now, together with his new school chums in the student council (who also happen to be descendants of ancient battle butlers) they must fight against the forces of evil to rescue J’s sister and stop the very world from ending!

Quite the synopsis! I know right? I made it up myself! Truth is this show is mediocre at best and fails to live up to any and all promises and by the time the last episode rolled round I just wanted this shit to end.

Oh… so it’s not… good… then? There’s an understatement and a half, what initially showed promise at the start quickly devolves into some of the most mind-numbingly tedious “action” I’ve ever seen, mixed in with the kind of charmless performances you’d expect from first time voice actors reading a first draft of a script!

Scathing! Sorry if it seems like I’m going in harsh on this but I sat through 12 episodes of this shit and the least I can do is relay ~some~ of my experience with this series in the vain hope you never have to endure it yourself!

So why’d you even watch it in the first place? You read the synopsis, didn’t you? “Time travelling butler’s” it’s a concept so cheesy and absurd I couldn’t help but be intrigued but the truth behind it all is this show took its own concept far too seriously to get to any actual time-travel shenanigans while simultaneously spinning its wheels by devoting entire episodes to things as inane as running Butler café’s and entering Butler competitions that I had to wonder when anything remotely interesting would actually occur!

And it didn’t? Nada.

Suppose maybe you’re not the target audience for this kind of thing? Oh! Undoubtedly! But that doesn’t change the fact that down to its core this show is inexorably uninteresting… had this show gone full Shonen-Ai and embraced the fact that these handsome young men had ~feelings~ for one another that would have at least been something but no, this series is about as chaste as they come. The most homoerotic this show gets is a longingly glance between J and Haruto and that amounts to nothing more than “we’re good friends” at best!

I feel like we’re rushing through this review too fast (this is a 20 Question Review after all…) can we talk about what you liked about the show? Well aside from the “idea” of it, as presented by the synopsis, there’s a decent chunk of world-building, I mean we don’t know when this series is set… just that it’s 100 years after the prologue involving J losing his ‘beloved’ sister. They all live in a sort of idealised university-city where no-one needs a job nor is even the concept of money ever brought up—now that I think of it, this series doesn’t really make sense from a ‘setting’ perspective either, unless this is some sort of utopian future society…

We were supposed to be talking about the positives here! Oh, right! I mean the character designs for the 6 main guys; J, Aoba, Haruto, Hikari, Dracula and Tsubasa are all distinct and ‘handsome’ enough to get the blood pumping if that’s what you’re into. Plus their voice actors do well enough as long as they don’t have to interact too much with each other…

Wait, “Dracula” one of them is named “Dracula”?! Oh, yeah, the blonde guy, he likes to sleep a lot during the day—hence why he got that nickname it literally doesn’t get any deeper than that. Riveting, I know!

Anything else worthwhile about it? Oh! The incidental music, you know like the recurring background music that crops up in every episode is just great—honestly and truly the best part of this show. It’s got a new series Twin Peaks-y Angelo Badalementi vibe that I just adore. I seriously think if it weren’t for the incidental music I may have dropped this show around Episode 5.

So, I’m almost afraid to ask, but what’s the worst things about this show? Oh let me count the ways! First and forth most this show is just ‘dumb’ and I hate using that word because dumb shows can in-fact be fun! But this show takes itself so seriously that it’s occasional moments of stupidity feel utterly out of place and the gaps in logic with regard to the plot are infuriating and not the least bit entertaining. And while it’s expected for ~this~ kind of show, every female character either feels like a useless damsel in distress or a conniving harpy out for blood—it’s not a flattering portrayal of female characters and makes me wonder why this genre is so popular with women.

This “genre”? I don’t know, it’s a show for ‘women’ apparently, honestly this feels more like a show for aliens who’ve never seen a show before and want to start off with the dictionary definition of mediocrity.

Mediocrity implies its neither good nor bad, but it seems your negative comments far outweigh the positive, care to explain? Honestly, I’m a forgiving sort and this show at least managed a pretence of being interesting and passingly well-made… plus the action was kind of fun!

Oh! Well there’s something, want to elaborate on that? (Please for the love of god…) Yeah I mean each of the Butlers has a sort of super-power and they are pretty well-executed and visually interesting to watch… well… well until the last episode…

Oh? And what happened in the last episode? That’s what I’d like to know! I guess they ran out of time/money because my god the production values sunk like a stone for this ‘climactic’ episode! So many reused shots, so many still shots in place of movement, so many times where I thought the stream had frozen only to be surprised when a shot changed. It’s not Marchen Madchen levels of fail but it’s pretty average, to the point I wondered if anyone involved with this series even cared about what they were making at this point!

It’s not often you bring up the ‘production’ side of things so it must have been bad! Indeed. Though it’s not bad enough to warrant checking out for those curious it’s just bad by comparison to the rest of the series…

So how would you go about recommending this show? I wouldn’t. While there is potential in the first 3 episodes at least it’s all but squandered by the halfway mark and dead and buried by the end. There’s no reason this show needed to wallow in mediocrity but perhaps it was beholden to mediocre source material in the first-place and didn’t have the choice, I can only presume. What was the final nail in the proverbial coffin was the insulting to all-senses final episode that didn’t even have the decency to be entertaining—even ironically!

Final score? Mediocrity deserves mediocrity, 51 out of 100. (That extra one point is for the silly talking owl!)

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Butlers x Battlers Episode 2 & 3 – Anime QandA Review

An Anime QandA review for Butlers x Battlers Episode 2 & 3.

What’s the show? Butlers x Battlers, Episode 2 & 3.

Oh right, the time travelling handsome boy show? How are these next two episodes? Heavy on handsome boys, light on pretty much everything else.

Sounds, uh… well, sounds like literally the opposite of shows you normally watch. I’d be lying if I said Episode 2 didn’t try my patience what with nearly half the episode being devoted to nearly every male character in the show dressing up in snazzy white butler outfits and working at a cafe while adoring female patrons squealed in delight.

I’m sure this is many of my reader’s idea of a really good time.

Oh boy. But Episode 3 was much better, with the exception of a wholly useless—Hotaru stalking a teacher who turned out to secretly be his older sister—plot line, that I guessed within 30 seconds of the older sister character appearing on screen.

Somehow cuter than every girl in this anime.

So what about Episode 3 was better? A legitimately cool action scene between J and the blonde guy (I can’t remember his name and wikipedia isn’t helping). What’s great about the scene is it showcases the two character’s different ‘abilities’, J’s being the ability to either slow-time or move faster than regular time (it’s hard to say which it was specifically but I’m leaning toward the latter) and blonde guy’s power which seems to be short-distance teleportation. The fight scene was well-animated, each hit carried weight and it was just a really interesting and dynamic scene to watch. More of this please, less pointless “comedic” fluff.

Just don’t him in the balls.

Anything else? There’s a bit of character development, a minor bit of story progression but it still feels like not a lot happens in any given episode. Like having Ren being chased through the school by all the members of three different on campus sports teams just so we can establish he doesn’t like sweat or smelly sports boys and prefers flowers didn’t require 2 seperate scenes to get the point across. So much of the show feels like padding, and not particularly interesting padding at that.

Umm, I think he might be… really into flowers. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

You seemed to not mind the show in episode one, but clearly things have changed. Are we giving up on Butlers x Battlers? Nah, I’ve sat through much worse. Besides, it was almost worth sitting through all the nonsense to get to that fight scene. So if there’s more and bigger and better versions of that in future episodes then I don’t mind spending 20 minutes a week watching handsome boys doing humdrum things.

It may look like they’re dancing but left guy just got smacked one.

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Butlers x Battlers Episode 1 – Anime QandA Review

An Anime QandA review for Butlers x Battlers Episode 1.

What’s the show? Butlers x Battlers, Episode 1.

And what’s it about? Can we stop for a minute so I can just audibly groan about how bad of a title that is?

Uh, sure, go ahead. Like, seriously. In Japanese it’s called ‘Butlers: Chitose Momotose Monogatari’ which translates to the far superior title ‘Butlers: A Millennium Century Story’.

Sparkle sparkle!

Yeah I guess that is better… You guess? Butlers x Battlers makes it sound like some Victorian era butlers are fighting against the lower-middle class—which—now that I’ve said it sounds like a pretty funny idea for a show…

Right, well what’s this show about? Well based on the first episode and not the online plot synopsis, I couldn’t really tell you. The episode spends a lot of time introducing like a gajillion characters, mostly boys running the gamut from cute to hot and all variants between.

Still not sure what that entails in this show, but sure!

This is one of the show’s you’re watching because the wife wanted to watch it, yeah? Yes and no, I mean the official synopsis is actually kind of interesting, time travelling fighting butlers? Sounds silly enough to be interesting, and it is, for the most part. I mean we don’t get much fighting or time-travelling in this episode (in fact if you skip the ending credits you’ll miss a whole chunk of action that happens in a post-credit scene just FYI).

Intensity intensifies!

Well it does sound ‘interesting’ I’ll give it that, but what about the characters? They’re pretty good, I like the main guy, he’s got a sharp edge to his look and personality. Also the shorter cute boy out of the student council foursome, Aoba I think his name was, he made me laugh on a couple of occasions with the noises he makes and some line deliveries.

Isn’t he adorable!

So are you watching this ironically? I don’t know, I mean I don’t get the exact same ‘enjoyment’ that the irl waifu does from watching hot boys shoot each other intense looks and accidentally fall on each other while spying on others from bushes, I’m thoroughly amused by it though. Having said that the show is still interesting from a plot perspective, I want to see what happened to the main character’s missing sister and it’s not unpleasant to look at handsome anime boys, I just wish they’d even bothered to make any of the women attractive.

The middle one looks like something out of the Jinju Ito Collection.

Oh, how do you mean? Well I don’t want to say anything offensive because talking about gender and physical appearances and all that stuff can be a figurative minefield of problematic statements and hurt feelings. So I’ll preface this by simply saying I’m strictly talking about this show and not people in real life. But all the women have the same face shapes as the men and it just doesn’t work. Like I don’t know if that makes it cheaper/easier for the animators then having to give the few female characters on the show more rounded faces but it’s just not a good look. I don’t know, maybe I’m just spoiled by the unrealistic expectations cute girl anime have given me.

Sure sure.

Or maybe it’s deliberate so the girls watching the show don’t get jealous of the female characters in the show? And can focus on the boys looking good? I don’t know, that feels like another can of worms I don’t want to open, but feel free to land on that grenade should it explode in your face!

No, wait! I didn’t mean— Anime QandA apologises for the preceding comments.

Now when you say “come”?…

Ugh, so do you recommend the show? Sure why not! It may not be what I usually watch but I enjoyed myself while watching it, at least a lot more than that other show with boys doing sci-fi things I started this season. Oh and I almost forgot to mention I really dig the opening theme song, the vocalist reminds me of one of my favourite bands ‘Poets of the Fall’, even though they’re singing in different languages they sound very similar! That random asideaside I look forward to seeing where it goes!

Cool setting btw.